NC (present): No, no, I do! My balls are still very strong, and extremely plentiful! Ma-Ti: What happened to you, man? You used to have strong, plentiful balls! NC (past): (mocking) But-it’s-my-hundredth-episode! Gah, what a cop-out! NC (current): But it’s my hundredth episode! NC (from Captain Planet): Yeah, the Nostalgia Critic of the past wouldn’t do something like that! Ma-Ti: What the hell? We watch 100 episodes of your shit and you just throw this clip show at us? I mean, that sucks ass!
What’s he doing? He’s not doing anything! He’s just looking at a stupid clip show! (Realizes what's happening) Hey, wait a minute. Ma-Ti: Well, I tell you how I feel about the whole situation, I’m fucking pissed off. Re-shot “Captain Planet” footage is shown, with Ma-Ti and NC) (Music and title card – “Captain Planet review. So you watch this clip from er, the Captain Planet review, and I’ll see you in roughly. It’s a cheap cop-out, I know, but then again, I’ll be high. You acknowledge how fantastic I am, and I go in the back, and smoke a joint. NC: This is where I sit back and do nothing and you watch a bunch of clips of me being wonderful. (“ Gonna Fly Now” from “Rocky” plays over the title card that reads: “A crummy ass clip show!”) So, what do I have planned for this unbelievably big event? I’ll tell you what – a crummy ass clip show. He-he, I’m unbelievable, I am your Jesus. So.actually, that means I’ve done more than a hundred episodes. And that’s not including contests, fights with the Nerd and so forth. It’s hard to believe that I’ve done that many. Stills are then shown of NC from various reviews)
("Ode to Joy” plays, with a title card – “Nostalgia Critic’s 100 th episode”. Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic, and I remembered it, for 100 episodes. You know, it’s hard to believe that such a handsome man could become even hansonomer. NC (archive): Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. (Archive footage from the “ Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue” episode is shown)
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